sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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