I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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