Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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