? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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