It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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