Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Panties = found
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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