I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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