i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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