We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
