Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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