I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
