I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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