i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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