I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
We are two peas in an std pod
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Randomize
