My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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