He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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