Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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