That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
So. Much. Porn.
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