You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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