She said her name was "party"
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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