my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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