worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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