she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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