you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
