Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
All I want is dick and wine.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
