I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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