Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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