Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Oh god it's open bar.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize