come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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