Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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