the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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