whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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