You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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