Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Randomize