Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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