Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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