Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
she told me i tasted like america
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Randomize
