Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
