There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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