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wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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