Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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