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We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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