her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i think i have herpe
just one?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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