How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
And then my night got REAL pukey
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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