If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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