he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Randomize
