That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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