So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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