we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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