I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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