if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
