I am full of burrito and curiosity
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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