um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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