I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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