okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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