I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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