i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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