he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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