I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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